[…] Walters can’t make his mind up. “Aria. The Illusive Man. Kai Leng. Any henchman. The list goes on. I think most of them could have successful spin-offs of their own in some fashion.” Aria, it’s worth remembering, got storefront billing in Mass Effect 3’s Omega DLC - on the strength of your adventures together, would you say she’s got leading lady potential? And what about Mr Illusive? I reckon he’d do rather well out of a prequel set during the First Contact War.
Regarding the timeline: I am not sure I would really enjoy a pre-Sheppard era game. Bioware would be unable to add new in-game technology to the universe, as it technically couldn’t surpass anything we have already seen in the three first games.
More so, from a player perspective it would be a little like watching Titanic: you kinda know the thing is going to sink at some point. A story where you know the outcome for the protagonist is just not particularly engaging. Even if it would be interesting to find out how and where the Illusive Man amassed all that wealth and power, as a player you would know that he is going to end up a lunatic with a bullet in his head.
- See Star Wars I-II-III as an example where this went horribly wrong: the tech in the prequels is far superior to any and all technology available to both the empire and the rebel forces 20+ years later.
What about the comic series that Dark Horse made? Those had Aria, Liara, and The Illusive Man as the stars. Then again, they were printed as auxiliary stories to the main games. Reading them again would seem a bit out of context…
While I would love more Mass Effect material, I’d be okay if they just moved on with new characters. Or even older, less important characters. They hardly touched the Shadow Broker’s story in the ME2 DLC. Give me more of that.
Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.
Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.
There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
oh my god
bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
lol nice try, vegan
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